I arrived back in Bangkok, shortly before midnight, and checked into the hostel that Tom had booked for us. Tom, a friend from home was on holiday/vacation, and would be my traveling mate for the next 10 days. This would be the first time that I would have a traveling companion for any extended period of time, which was not a part of any tour group. As I have mentioned before, traveling together can really affect a friendship, can strengthen/solidify it, or it can also crush/end it, as I have seen and heard from many others along the way. But, one thing when traveling amongst guys, is that when there are arguments, you can just call it like it is, go to your separate corners, and than be buds again. Now, Tom, and I are two very different people, he is from the Mid-west and reminds me frequently, that he is much more laid-back than myself, from his perspective, a true Southern Californian, too intense, and I will agree that I can be at times an intense individual. The two of us, had traveled on weekends trips together: Vegas, Mount Whitney, and he even joined my friends and I, on our annual pilgrimage to Laughlin a couple years ago. But this would be different, and I think there was a bit of anticipation from both of us, to see how the two of us would get along for that many days, in a foreign land.
Knowing that this was his full two weeks of annual holiday/vacation, I told him that he could pick the accommodation, so that he wouldn’t have to scrounge along in the questionable living quarters that I have somewhat grown accustomed to, and since much of Southeast Asia prices their rooms the same for a single or double, splitting the cost, would mean upgrading and living in the lap of luxury.
Our first stop was, Luang Prabang, a small town (by our standards, but second largest in Laos) off the Mekong River. The country, currently communist, has changed significantly in the last couple decades, one of which, was opening it’s doors to tourism, probably so that it could get a piece of the tourism dollar pie. The first night, we stayed in a small family run guesthouse which probably had no more than a handful of the rooms. But on the second night, we switched to a hotel, decked out with large varnished wood furniture, a small refrigerator, a comfy bed with proper blankets, and a bathroom that I didn’t have to wear flip flops in, to feel clean, and all for only a negotiated rate of only $30 USD a night. This was the best place that I stayed in, since Warsaw, Poland, during my Russia tour. We were seriously living pimp, considering the alternatives, included options available for as cheap as $6 USD a night.
We spent three nights at the Phathana Hotel, which might as well have been the Ritz for me, and four days in Luang Prabang (LP). During the day, we wandered lazily through the streets, hiked up the Phu Si hill, wandered along the Mekong River, and managed to even squeeze in a couple sightseeing activities. On the third day in LP, we mountain biked for an hour and half to a waterfall pond/elephant park, and kayaked most of the way back into town. The kayak promised great scenery, and even some small rapids. The promise of scenery was delivered, as we saw the great natural landscape that Laos has of offer, with many locale villagers knee high in the river in search of riverweed (not really seaweed, since its not the sea). The promise of some minor rapids, is another story, depends on what you define as minor and as a rapid. The funny part was that, both of our guides actually fell in. The first guide was the experienced one, where he was accompanying us to show the second guide the ropes, as he had only been on the job for a couple of weeks. The new guide fell in first, when his hat blew into the river, and as he stretched out to retrieve it, in he went. The experienced guide, turned over, when he T-boned a large rock, at our most intense and challenging rapid, probably a class 1.5, if that is even a classification. The day was enjoyable, and the new guide was a treat, as he was young and energetic, and very excited that he was finally going to this excursion. He shared with Tom, that this was the first time anyone had signed up for this tour, since he started working there. During our kayaking session, I got to chat with him, and found out, that most Laotian boys/men, do a stint as a monk, as its the only way to get a formal education, and an opportunity to learn English. And his dream for success? No, not a doctor, lawyer, professional soccer/football player, but a tour guide. We spent a good few hours on the River, that day, the classic moment, was: after about two hours of kayaking through mostly still waters, I asked the new guide how much longer till we were finished. And when I told Tom his answer, of another hour and half to two, Tom gave me the funniest no-F’n way look, that I cracked up laughing for the next five minutes.
The next day, we decided to hire a tuk-tuk, for a bit of sightseeing outside of town. We went to the Pun Ou Cave aka the Buddha Cave, and stopped by Whiskey Village on the way back, where they sell small to large bottles of whiskey, stuffed with scorpions, cobras, and other snakes. If you ever make it to LP, I can definitely recommend the Mekong River fish, they refer to it as a catfish, and is sold at the nighmarket stalls, and was very tasty. According to Tom, it was probably the best fish he ever had, and for a mere 18,000 kips (conversion $1 USD equals apx. 9,500 kips), it was the best buy in town. The currency situation is interesting, as you can just use the US dollar anywhere, and you actually yield a better exchange rate by doing so, most of the time. Technically the exchange is close to 9500 kips, but most of the establishments will make you pay 9000 kips to $1 USD if you are paying in local currency, and will give you credit of 10,000 kips when paying in US denomination. And there are only two ATMs in the whole town, which only works if it functions as a Mastercard type debit card.
The following day, we took a mini-bus to Vang Veng, the Laotian mecca for backpackers. The small town, is riddled with guesthouses up and down every street, and no-walled restaurants opening to the street, playing non-stop episodes of Friends, the Simpson and Family Guy. They must of read the manual of how to attract drunken backpackers, written by Ko Pha Ngan. The draw, believe it or not, was not the non-stop antics of those lovable cast of five based in the big apple, but was the sport (using that term very, very loosely) of tubing down the local river.
Tubing, is the sport of floating down the river, on a tractor tire inner tube. The river is slow moving, so to keep you entertained, there are numerous bars along the way, for you to take a break. Now for somebody like me, who doesn’t drink, this sounds very boring, but at each and every bar, there are swings/catapults/platforms, that hurl you from the edge of the river 10 meters high, into the depths of the river. Yeah, who came up with this grande idea, to hurl a bunch of drunkard backpackers into water. Of course, I absolutely loved it, and woke up with bruises from my crashes into the still waters, as my souvenirs from the adventure.
The next day being Christmas Day, we decided to take the unconventional method of transportation to Ventiane, by kayaking a portion of the trip, instead of busing the whole way. This time we shared a two man kayak, and there was one proper rapid, rated possibly a Class III, which we overturned on. The other highlights included: floating down the rapid, which felt like being sucked in by the waters, and being spit out on the other side; a 12m jump of a cliff; and not to mention, spending Christmas in the warm sunshine of Laos. The day concluded with a Christmas dinner at a fancy western style restaurant, a visit to the local landmark: the Victory Gate/Arch, also known as the vertical runway, which is a feeble attempt at a version of the Arc de Triumph. The reason it is known as the vertical runway, is because the arch was built with cement donated by the US government, meant for the expansion of the airport. The landmark remains unfinished, and there is a hilarious placard on the monument, that says: From a closer distance, it appears even less impressive, like a monster of concrete. Quite the difference from China and India, where every sign at any monument, mentions how it is cultural gift to the world, and a significant piece of world history. You got to love Laos!

